The man I love has a wife. And then he chooses her over me.
And that wife takes my dog.
OK, I gave it to her, but I didn't mean to, I meant to give it to him.
But that does not change the fact that she's got my McDreamy and my McDog, she's got my McLife.
And what have I got? Do you know I can't remember the last time we kissed? You never think the last time is the last time.
You think there'll be more.
You think you have forever, but you don't.
Plus my conditioner stopped working and I think I have brittle bones.
I just... I just need something to happen.
A sign that things are gonna change.
I need a reason to go on.
I need some hope.
